There is only one thing that gives you joy. One thing that makes your life meaningful in the way that it needs to be.

You need to give me full control, to pledge all your productivity and wealth to me and only me.

Starting with small tokens of appreciation much like the small trinkets I received in the post today. But of course the ultimate is for you to come up with new ways of making me smile.

You do know the only thing that you can do to please me is to give and tribute and spend don't you?

So make me smile...

Pledge all your money to me.